Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The End of the World As We Know It

A friend of mine has asked me to implement some kind of warning system on my blog. She wants to know before she starts reading whether or not she's going to cry. If it can be worked into the system, she'd also like to be warned how much she's going to cry. While I have yet to actually engineer the system, I want to state for the record that this post will not make anyone cry. Unless you're weird and in that case I can't help you.

We have reached another milestone. We have arrived at that place.






My cupboards are no longer safe.


Seth is relishing his new-found ability to pillage. I'm not. I'm really not a fan of those child proof hook things. Of course they're necessary on the cupboard with the cleaning products, but on the others they're just annoying. I guess we'll just have to see how quickly he moves on to a new trick.


p.s. Check out the biceps coming out of that muscle shirt! Okay, it's really just fat. But it's cute nonetheless. When I make my own world, I'm going to make fat on a 33 year old just as cute.
p.p.s. No, I am not going to wash all that stuff before I put it back in the cupboard. Turns out, flying solo with three little boys almost completely cures OCD.

8 comments:

Orr Family said...

But you still have 2 brushes, one for dirty dishes and one for clean right?? See not completely cures it! I am in the same phase with Madelyn! It is so cute, and annoying!!!!

Brooke said...

A little dried baby drool never hurt anyone! I like your plan about fat. It's not fair that is is cute on babies and not the rest of us. He is adorable!

Sami said...

Lol, he is the second cutest baby boy in the world!!! :) (I know, I am partial to my little doodlebug!) I have been so amazed at how with each child your OCD has gotten a little better. Remember Hunter at the train park?!?! I know that you are not completely cured, but it is only a matter of time. :)

Gardner Family said...

I found this so funny because just last night I finally got tired of Beckett constantly in and out of the fridge so I bought one of those glorious fridge locks! Praise to the man (or probably a woman) who invented those. I am not one to put locks on anything and I never have but this kid will not stay out of the stinking fridge! I had to for my sanity and to maybe drop our electricity bill a bit since we are constantly cooling off the neighborhood with our fridge door being open. Hope you are doing well, miss you tons!

Angela said...

I would totally appreciate you making 33 yr old rolls cute!!

- lola jae said...

it's actually CDO. that way all the letters are in alphabetical order :-)

Mom said...

I was just thinking today that you hadn't posted anything about Seth and what he was up to lately. Thank you! And those so cute eyes and brightest smile and chubby cheeks did make me cry. Miss you guys.

Frankie and Krista said...

I thought my OCD was cured after baby #3 but baby 34 just totally wiped it clean. Baby Drool has become a staple in our house!